#though I cheated a bit :>

[ammonitetheseaserpent]

Fck you, Andrew! If you’re dumb enough to play Rainworld this weekend, you’re a big enough schmut to check out Sofanthiel’s Gamer Hell! Bad gravity! Shelter failures every cycle! Train lizards!

If you think you’ll have an easy time in Gamer Hell, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a bored motherfcker, you’ll play this campaign - guaranteed! If you find a better campaign, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right - shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your pets! Bring your spears! Bring your slugpup - we’ll punt them! That’s right; we’ll punt your slugpup! Because in Paincat’s Gamer Hell, you’re fcked 6 ways from Cycle 20!

Take a hike - to Gorbo’s Gamer Hell! Home of challenge dating - that’s right, challenge dating! How does it work? If you can date all 5 Downpour scugs and not get dumped, you get no toll requirements! Don’t wait, don’t delay, don’t fck with us - or we’ll rip your nuts off! Only in Gamer’s Gamer Hell; the only campaign that tells you to fck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the moment that you download the DLC - and it better not crash or you’re a dead motherfcker! Go to hell - Invenot’s Gamer Hell! Rainworld’s filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons-a-bitches this side of Outskirts! Guaranteed!

(this is all very /j btw. probably a given but jic)

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 43 (Masterlist)

(Part 44)

Me, to myself: I just think the series was better when I posted several times a week because the pacing felt more natural, and it translates better when people binge it.

Also Me, holding two jobs and a bat: If you try to post once a day again, I will disconnect your head from your shoulders—

@bruciemilf guess who’s back

Anyways, folks! :D So I'm thinking of a new upload schedule where I spend a bit preparing the next ten or so parts then post it all in two weeks? I think that would be fun (and much better for my creative process.)

I’ll be posting the next part very soon :) But it's going to be drastically different from what I've done before. Let’s see if anyone can guess why.

Yada yada don’t die LOVE Y’ALL

[cameforstuff]

Au, where Stan doesn't break the science project but Ford still loses. Instead, Stan's shitty project 'footbot' gets him into West Coast Tech. He accidentally created a new element when it explodes or something.

Filbrick wants his millions, so it's college or the streets. Stan goes to college expecting to flunk out, but he keeps passing his assignments

This is because Ford moves in nearby and is seething in the bushes, but he wants to help his brother, so he helps him a bit. He's too good to actually cheat for Stan, so instead, he keeps him from falling behind. Like he throws rocks at Stan's window to make sure he gets up for his tests or signs him up for tutoring when he struggles in a subject. (Definitely not Ford in disguise) Plus Stan isn't dumb so he actually starts to learn.

Stan is trying his best to fail but can't because Ford is literally creating Rube Goldberg machines to aid his brother.

[australet789]

Calypso, baby, im so sorry people can't understand the nuance of your character being a an antagonist and 100% raping someone just because they want to justify liking you, and instead, ignore that men SA exists and try to claim they are cheaters

(and for the record, is canon that Odysseus told Penelope what happened to both Circe and Calypso and she understood and literally said "dont blame yourself for something you were forced to you" so suck it up)

[quantumfeat72]

Imagine after the loops end in assassiffrin assfrin au the party accompanies him on his redemption quest and keep having to protect him from people trying to get revenge on him.

Then Vaugarde turns on the Saviors for harboring the one half responsible for the curse.

They demand to know why and the family says "how is he supposed to atone for what they've done if they're dead?"

And then imagine Siffrin spends a lot of time learning more Wish Craft and finds a way to go back in time to stop himself from helping the king in the first place.

Buuuut of course he has a crisis because that means he'll lose his family as they are now but also he kinda did kill a bunch of people and mess up an entire country sooOoooOOoo

But theennn Isa or Odile catches wind of what Sif is trying to do and the fam manages to secretly tweak his wish so their memories are transported back with them too.

and idk they go back looking like loop or another star creature and hunt themself down to stop them from meeting/helping the king. The fam has to find him before he spirals too far.

its very late and my brain is going all over the place with this. Maybe he finds the king and is about to kill him but his past self walks in and is like uhhh and then they fight and stops him from killing their other self.

Loop is there too maybe idk and the king gets redemption too i guess?

Imagine.

ok so um. i got. a BIT carried away.

(chrono tag)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

[quatregats]

I think I am going to make the unhinged choice to reread all of Hornblower in 11 days

[malzykins]

We Need More Feral Mask

:) stick one out for your homie

[forcedhesitation]

crazy how he just ignores everyone else and speaks directly to wyll. it's like wyll is like one of the most important characters in this game, or something.

[immobiliter]

sims 1 is still one of my favourite games ever, thanks for asking

[breakingmyreverie]

i'm so annoyed at my dad right now

[simplymessingaboutinboats]

[mad-as-a-box-of-frogs]

Thinking 2am thoughts about starz warz

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

if i see another post about jeremiah cheating im gonna lose it

[righteousdelusions]

your weakness and unwillingness to ask for what you deserve has condemned you to a life of dissatisfaction

[forcedhesitation]

Man.

there's just something about the love between a woman whose impending death is inevitable and a man who's an immortal undead...